It was an ordinary day at the supermarket. Customers came and went. Piped music played. Suddenly, the cashier burst into the manager’s office. “Quick! There’s a lady making a terrible scene!” she yelled. The manager dropped his men’s magazine and rushed out.
“Tee’s the name, madam. I’m the manager – how can I help?” he panted.
The customer stared at him and answered: “I bought this packet of frozen vegetables and there’s half a rat inside!”
“How aw-awful!” stammered Mr. Tee. “However can we make up for this error?”
“Giving me the other half would be a start!” replied the customer.