Confident, chatty. Big theatrical voice, very like a pantomime dame.
He was delivering the week’s groceries. Didn’t carry it in. Stood and watched me as I lugged the bags to the kitchen.
Told me that he had been married three times already, now looking for a third wife but only for the weekend. For a bit of this and that, then send her back.
“You’re all ruddy Divas,” he declared.
He used to work in a call centre. He really loves this doddle of a job.
I closed the door and heaved the heavy bag of potatoes down the hall.
Two shape-shifting stallions entered the human mind to enjoy sight-seeing, but soon came out panting, panicked, and with their soles badly bruised. They felt there were rough rocks, spikes, thorns, burning coals, and boiling canals in the semi-dark regions of their visit. Unfortunately, they were without their shoes of mettle.
It comes during the night when everyone should be asleep. The hungry beast prowls the dimly lit hallways, its heavy breathing sending shivers down my spine.
I know what it wants. I know where it’s going. I know what it’s going to do.
Billy says it’s a Sasquatch looking for food. Emmy calls Billy stupid and says it’s a bear. Rose has absolutely no idea what it is. I’d tell them the truth, but they’re only children and there are some things they shouldn’t know at such an early age.
They shouldn’t know about my secret cache of chocolate bars.
He moved when he was six. He remembered the new subdivision: the bulldozed cornfields; small mountains of dirt; new houses, driveways, and streets.
Everything was so different from his old neighborhood: houses made of brick, new yards covered with straw, the faces of unfamiliar people.
It all made him so anxious. But soon it began to feel like home again.
Now he is eighty-three. He and his wife just sold their house and moved to a retirement center. It is a new place, with straw-covered topsoil, small trees, and unfamiliar faces.
It all makes him feel so anxious.
The god strolled into the trendy bar. Even though the cherub is honored by Hallmark every February, nobody recognized him. The deity decided to remedy this slight.
He grabbed his quiver of arrows and with lightning speed, fired passionate love into the buttocks of the patrons.
Nobody could see the arrows but everybody felt the sting, as they were filled with uncontrollable desire. Cupid, being a mischievous sort, made sure no two would desire each other.
In the hands of a mortal, the arrow is a weapon of war. In the hands of a god, it is far more dangerous.
“What did Thomas Wolfe mean by that?”
“How should I know? I never read his work. Maybe he meant you did something so bad after you left—say, you wrote an unflattering book about the residents—that they’d make it unlivable if you returned.”
“Plausible. Or maybe you’ve gotten so far away geographically you don’t have the cash to make the trip back.”
“Less likely. How about your home changed so much while you’ve been gone that it no longer really exists as you remember it?”
“That sounds better. Or suppose you’ve changed so much you can’t recognize your home?”
(Originally posted to LinkedIn.)
Tom was swamped. Between his job, commitments with friends and family, and his interest groups, he had no “Tom Time”. Every waking moment was packed to the gills with things to do.
He took a deep breath. “You’ll manage,” he assured himself. “You’ll knock all this out.”
Closing his eyes, he imagined himself with all the time in the world, doing whatever he wanted, whenever he wanted. The thought made him smile.
The newly delivered papers from his boss on his desk ended his visualization. He sighed. “At least I’m a week away from my Plutonian vacation. Can’t wait!”
Times Square, social justice warriors, gender benders and illegals, now blemish this city like an epidemic, worse than measles.
Dreamers dreaming the dreams of schemers, religious fanatics dangerously problematic and the progressives out to abolish free speech, all cling to the flesh of liberty as one gigantic parasitic leech.
These are the sons and daughters of the New World Order. Their future is economic slavery and a past they will regret- once fully immersed in irreconcilable debt.
And when the dollar crumbles, the only thought left in their collective head, is why; fifty dollars for a single loaf of bread.
She locked the door, buried her head in her arms, and sobbed, overwhelmed with psychic pain.
“You cannot allow Mother to keep abusing you, blaming you for the problems she creates, keeping every cent you earn, belittling you, calling you vile names. You know what you have to do.”
“I … I can’t.”
“You must. End the abuse by ending her life. We’ve talked about how to do it.”
“I can’t do it! I’m afraid.”
“Please don’t make me,” she begged, even as she raised her tear-stained face, knowing she had to obey the face in the mirror.