(Originally posted to LinkedIn.)
“Honey, I think I threw out my necklace! Will you check the dumpster for me?”
Samuel sighed inwardly. “Yes, dear.” He walked outside, thinking, “The things I do for my wife.”
He started pawing through the dumpster, and found the necklace almost instantly. He started to return home, when something caught his eye.
Looking more closely, his jaw dropped when he identified the valuable 1964 Ferrari GTO model his collection lacked. Looking around quickly, he grabbed his discovery and stuffed it into his jacket pocket, grinning like a maniac.
“MYYYY precious,” he hissed gleefully. “And no one has to know.”