It had taken a while to find her e-mail address, but there were things I wanted to know and things I wanted her to know.
I asked, “Does the snoring like an angry cat annoy you?”
A week or two later: an enquiry about the whining over the utility bills …
Then, does he still grab the remote control?
A few days later, she answered, “Susan, Geoffrey and I parted amicably six weeks ago. I have moved on.”
P.S. Final straw? He laughed at his own unfunny jokes. I could have warned her about that. But, I didn’t. Haha.