Hearing Impairment, by Bill Engleson

“Any ideas, Sean?”

“Fresh out, Mike … er, Mr. Vice-President.”

“Ah, come on. There must be something we can do. He’s got the attention span of a gnat.”

“Gnat? Sir, what’s a gnat?”

“Heck, you city kids. It’s a darn fruit fly … gnats are … like the press corps. Always buzzing around. Pesky! Pointless! Anyways, If the big guy watched that even bigger guy, Comie, testify, he’s gonna go monkey doodoo.”

“Sir, you can say ape shit. We’re used to it.”

“Just practicing being Presidential, Sean. You never know when a loose word might come back and bite you on your fanny pack.”


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