(F.F.F. Website Story)
I was at the office when I noticed my four leaf clover lucky charm was missing. I called in my secretary, who is also my wife; she told me she might have thrown the charm out with some paper work.
I went dumpster diving, retrieved the clover and found an 18K gold Rolex President watch, brand new, still in the box.
I was ebullient, until I realized I was late for our daughters’ play. I arrived late. My wife was furious.
“Where the hell were you?” my wife scolded. “Do you realize what time it is?”
“Oh, yes,” I grinned.