(F.F.F. Website Story)
They put the new police department–and the new system–into effect on Monday. Everyone showed up in spiffy new uniforms, with shining good-colored buttons.
On Tuesday, word got around about the new, merciless system, and overnight most all crime in the city ceased.
On Wednesday, the new police commissioner was promoted, but the remainder of the force disbanded.
On Thursday, all the citizens scratched their heads in bewilderment … and things went back much to the same as before, although someone did assassinate the new police commissioner.