We’ve Had Better Days … by Amy Friedman

I am just exhausted.
That’s not news. You’re always exhausted.
Oh, give me a break. I woke up at 3:19, and couldn’t get back to sleep.
You actually looked at the time?
Sure.
No wonder you couldn’t sleep. Best thing to do is just roll back over.
Not if you have to pee.
Well, pee with your eyes shut.
You are SUCH an idiot. I don’t know why I even try talking to you.
But you are! What does that make you?
What is this? I know you are but what am I?
You said it first.
Oh, dear god …

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