This one was inspired by a blog entry by Emma (located at https://highheelsandpinkglitter.wordpress.com/2016/08/26/chicken-wings-the-debate-and-writing-from-the-male-viewpoint/), along with an idea of my own.
Party Prep, by Russell Conover
Andrew was preparing for the big party. “What will I wear?” he moaned. He went into his closet and tried on a casual and colorful ensemble. Putting out his hands, he modeled for his pet frog. No response.
Sighing, Andrew decided for a change. He restyled his long hair, put on a dress and makeup, and said to his pet, “Meet Andrea–the party queen!”
The frog let out multiple ribbits. Delighted, Andrea dashed out the door.
The frog shook its head. “I wish he knew I said he looks ridiculous,” it said aloud. “But, who’d believe a talking frog?”