The LinkedIn users were frustrated since their posts kept vanishing from the main story thread. One minute they’d posted their masterpieces, but the next, their works had disappeared into the great beyond.
They contacted support, who told them to try different Web browsers and insisted the issue had been fixed. However, they remained skeptical, since they’d heard all this before.
All the while, Alice’s cat sneakily kept up her online shenanigans. She moved the mouse and pressed keys, with both paws. “I KNEW they’d never suspect me,” she chortled. “I’m behind it all! Must use this power to my advantage.”