It’s Friday again. However, I hope you don’t mind if I don’t feel too inclined to come up with the usual sort of nonsense. First there was Orlando, now there’s today’s shocking news from Yorkshire.
Anyway, here we go …
Texting to a Worried Mother, by Gordon Lawrie
– Havin a gr8t time. Music gr8t 2. Send u pics latr.
– Just sent pic mum of boyz all havin fun.
– Gettin noisy hr mum. Not sr whatz hapnin. Bangs
– Mad guy out thr. Has GUN I think. We OK wr hidn in toilt. Dont u worry. Wr OK. Keep u infrmd
– Jeez hes firin gun. Think people hrt. Blood evrywhr. Im OK still in toilt
– Scard mum. Hes not far away. Hidin in cubcl. Luv u mum x
– Jeez hes in hr mum. Must be qut. Hope doesnt see us
– Jeez mum hes fnd us x
– Love u mum x