How did you know that Phyllis left her resume’ in the printer, Russell?
“Would you believe I happened to be retrieving my own? Did you know she has a Masters in Philosophy?”
“Is that why she answers every question with a question, Russ?”
“C’mon, isn’t that a cliché?”
“Do we all have degrees in Philosophy?”
“Would you believe a PhD.?”
“So were YOU ‘encouraged’ to explore other employment opportunities while still employed for a tenuous amount of time at half salary and no perks, as well?”
Don’t you think Operations could do better if we weren’t the Department of Inquisitions?