Lord, help me put down that red flag,
I posted a comment that made me sound like a nag.
I tried to “DELETE” right away
But the note I left was M.I.A.
Oh, Lord, help me put down that red flag.
Linked-In, I really want to Link-Out.
I hit “post” but there’s a big ole doubt.
Either it’s there with my rhymes
Or it posts three times,
Or it doesn’t post, It’s such a crime
Oh Lord, help me put down the red flag.
Oh Lord, “Count to ten,“ she cried.
My husband didn’t leave but I swear Old Yeller died,
Either fix your site or we’ll leave en mass
Cuz you’ve been such a pain in my butt.
Oh, Lord, help me put down the red flag.