A Meeting of Minds, by Emma Baird

Ooh… hello. I wasn’t expecting to meet YOU here. I do like that purple top and those platforms. Can I get you a cup of tea?
Um…
I know! We could make some music together to pass the time if you want? I’m a dab hand on the piano. You do filthy lyrics. I do filthy lyrics. The 23 positions in a one-night stand could include being bent over backwards on me hostess trolley – couldn’t they?
Or what about smearing an avocado on me lower portions? That could count as Cream, couldn’t it?
You’re right! Let’s get to rammin’.

I loved Victoria Wood and Prince.

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