On the Stump on Pluto, by Gordon Lawrie

Some locations have a special place in my heart …

On the Stump on Pluto, by Gordon Lawrie

Invariably exciting, these presidential elections were exceptional – some Plutonians were even making scones and tea. Amongst the front runners, one loudmouth candidate promised to “Make Pluto Great Again”, appealing greatly to voters disaffected by Pluto’s recent deplanetifaction. He also promised to build a wall between Saturn and Jupiter and make Neptunians pay for it.

Of the others, one revolutionary promised to give Plutonians everything they wanted. Another, disliked although no one could remember why, was the wife a former president. The rest simply believed that the Sun was a neon light.

It was all too stressful. Time for more tea.

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