Final Interview, by Gordon Lawrie

“So where did you guys say you hailed from?”

The Director of Human Resources studied the triplets seated on the other side of the desk.

“Beijing,” the one on the left said. “In – ”

“China. I know.” The H.R. guy couldn’t tell them apart anyway. “Well,” he said, “we’ve decided this is a job for three men nowadays. There are too many big parcels – the last woman left because she couldn’t cope. She didn’t have too good a beard either. What did you say your names were?”

They each answered in turn.

“Ho.”

“Ho.”

“Ho.”

“OK, you start on Monday.”

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