In 2016, a new law was brought in. Its jurisdiction was world-wide, but sneakily-worded legislation meant this was not clear.
It boiled down to: Every single comment you make on social media will be analysed by The Panel.
Who the f**k were the panel, wondered those who had noticed the sneaky legislation.
A booming voice: We decide if you are a threat. We know this because social media demonstrates your views perfectly and consistently at all times, and we work out your level of risk to national security.
Watch out …