That’s Not How It Happened At All, by Jo Oldani-Osborne

“You went to a slip lecture? Speak up dear – “

“No, Auntie, a hip fracture. Tibia.”

“A lecture in Libya? “

“No, Auntie, I’m at Cedar Sinai.”

“You were investigating the Russian Plane? Speak up!”

“Auntie, listen carefully, I need you to get in contact with a special physician.”

“Okay, dear, I’m turning up the volume. Darling, Your Uncle Frank wants to know what you were doing lecturing in Libya in a slip on the way to the Sinai.”

“No, Auntie, put him on the phone –Uncle Frank I need to get Dr. Who.”

“What, Sweetheart?. Dr. Whom?”

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