Better Buttons by Russell Conover

“Wow. A bunch of people liked my Facebook status. Cool!”
“Big deal. They’re only some likes.”
“We need some buttons people would really use.”
“Such as?”
“Let’s start with Dislike. How many corny statuses do you usually see?”
“Good idea.”
“Then we could use a Poke, for those people who think they’re so smart.”
“And how about a Stab, to punish those punsters?”
“I like it! We also need a Tickle, to inflict giggling discomfort on irritators.”
“Another good one? Eye-roll, for obvious reasons.”
“Heck, we should be running the company.”
“People would thank us. When do we start?”


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