(Untitled) by Amy Friedman

You’re buying a house with 10 windows?
No, I’m upgrading to Windows 10.
What’s the difference?
Windows 10 is software. A house is a house.
So you’re not moving into a house with 10 windows?
Oh good grief.
You are really getting on my last nerve.
Well, you are a flaming idiot. How can you not know what hardware and software are?
Well, what do you expect? I was only born yesterday.
Oh, so now you’re going to use being vat-grown as an excuse? You probably don’t even know where your consciousness came from.
Actually, it came from you …

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