Employee of the Month by Ann-Louise Truschel

We are here to celebrate our Employee of the Month, a dedicated worker who has enthusiastically performed all of her duties in a timely manner and, in fact, has gone above and beyond, netting an additional $100,000 for the firm during May.

Although she’s new to the firm, she has performed her duties exceptionally well, completing all assignments neatly, quickly and quietly, without drawing attention to herself, all requirements under our Performance Standards.

For obvious reasons, we at Murderesses, Inc. use only first names during our award presentation ceremonies.

At this time, let me present the Golden Gun to Emma!

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