Her Last Sunrise by R. Sidney Evans

Once upon a time a child woke with light in her eyes and joy in her heart. She hugged the sky and thanked the sun, wind, and rain for being there. Her step was graceful. Earth massaged her feet and she reciprocated the kindness with a back rub before she returned home to share her happy circumstance only to find stony faces and stiff, unhappy bodies at the table. They ignored her joy and ordered her to work; their voices were stern. She had to write lots and lots of lists of tasks that made it impossible to go out anymore.

Russell Conover – Going For It All – Saturday 2/22/14

“And now for the final question of our game!” George the host smiled. “Do you want to risk all of your $35,000 winnings so far for a chance at a million? You do have your Expert Panel resource if necessary.”

Sue hesitated. “Oh, I have faith in the Panel today. I’ll go for it!”

“Excellent! For how many years has the United States been an independent country?”

Sue did the math in her head. “238.”

George paused for effect. “YOU’RE A MILLIONAIRE!” Sue squealed, dancing around the stage.

Experts Baird and Lawrie bowed their heads, feeling unneeded.

Fashion’s Influence* by Emma Baird

Picture courtesy of the Victoria and Albert Museum
Picture courtesy of the Victoria and Albert Museum

Funnily enough, some of Scotland’s fashionistas had yet to decide which way they would be voting in the forthcoming Scottish referendum.

“Take the iconic Union Jack dress,” said one. “Would we ever be able to use it again if we were not part of the UK?”

Earnest nods ensued. “Perhaps a whole range of Saltire-type clothing could fill the gap? And we could be ahead of the fashion pack with our whole-hearted embrace of the white-crossed blue?”

Earnest nods again. And then Kate** entreated them to stay with the UK. The fashion pack found themselves flummoxed. What to vote now?

 

*First published on LinkedIn on 21 February 2014.

*Moss, speaking on behalf of David Bowie at the Brits.

A Handful of Pride by Vickey A. Beaver

“What do you want from me, Amy?” she demanded.

“Don’t be silly. You already know,” the brown-haired woman’s voice was syrupy and snide. “Work for me. It gives you a tie to the outside world and gives me a first-class photographer.”

The blonde narrowed her eyes, furrowing her brow as she spoke, “That’s not what you’re really after.”

“Come now, whatever else could I want?” Her eyes darted to Jessica’s intricate lion ring, tipping her hand.

As Jessica shouted, her teeth elongated and her nails turned to claws, “The pride!”

Unprepared, the hybrid died, grasping a tuft of blonde fur.

BYE by R. Sidney Evans

The woman climbed onto the ledge outside her window. She was wearing a nightgown and looked like an angel, or fairy. For a brief moment, the palms of her hands met in front of her heart before spreading into wings as she fell forward into space. The nightgown fluttered as her soft body fell quietly through the air and then bounced, the way limp dolls do when they fall, a small hiccup and then stillness. What a waste.  And, how stupid of her to jump without knowing how to land; maybe she thought Tinker Bell would catch her. Fairytale, dummy.

Ah! So THAT’s Why… By Emma Baird

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“It’s the jet stream, you see,” earnest BBC weathermen and women explained to anxious news presenters welly-clad in water, “bringing with it wild winds, low pressure and precipitation.”

The reason was actually more simple than that. “Rain, rain go away…” a mother had taught her child the rhyme some months ago. Rain, charmed by the child’s lisping entreaty, obeyed and there followed a summer of brilliant sunshine and high temperatures.

Unfortunately, the child had picked up the rhyme wrongly. “Come again EVERY day!” she trilled. Rain could not but obey.

 

*First published on LinkedIn on 14 February 2014.

FIRST RULES by R. Sidney Evans

“Just focus on what’s upstairs, okay, up here where your brain is and forget the rest.”

“But what about my heart?”

“It takes care of itself.”

“But it pump blood everywhere inside me!”

“So what?”

“So I need it, don’t I?”

“You don’t get a job with your heart; you get one with your mind.”

“But I can’t live without my heart”

“Oh, yes you can, if you have a fine mind.”

“But I like the way I am.”

“You do want the world at your fingertips, don’t you?”

“I guess.”

“Then focus. Up here. Your mind. Key to kingdom.”